Well, here go the owners of Corner Bistro. They open up a diner on Concord Pike in Wilmington right around the corner from Corner Bistro. The new venture is Lucky’s Coffee Shop and Restaurant, which takes the place of what was the Ranch House. Never went, but the Ranch House was apparently a scuzzy diner.
I’m hearing good things about Lucky’s, but then I never read anything bad about restaurants in
The interior of Lucky’s got an overhaul when it switched hands, and is now taking cues from Starr’s Brady Bunch-influenced Jones in
Sitting in the pod chair looking at the marshmallow couch by the entrance.
The interior is retro, without being sickeningly slick. The only sickening décor detail is the lettering on the wall leading to the bathroom – “Listen to the music and let your body flow.” What? I just imagined people uncontrollably pissing and shitting themselves upon entering the restroom area labeled “restroom/disco” with the owners' trademark disco ball spinning overhead.
I get the disco ball thing. You have one at Corner Bistro in front of the bathrooms, too, but this saying on the wall at Lucky’s needs to go. I overheard the confused table next to me wondering out load what was up, too. Leave the disco ball, just drop any mention of letting bodies flow while people are eating.
The diner and bistro blended menu at Lucky’s is extensive. Not only do they offer breakfast and lunch diner basics, there have offerings like tortellini and hummus not normally found at diners. Often, I find myself at a diner and not in the mood for eggs or pancakes, so the variety is welcome. The vegetarian menu is also impressive in its variety.
I try the Garden Vegetable Bowl with broccoli, spinach, carrots, and mushrooms over roasted tomato and parmesan cheese grits, thinking I’ve finally found a vegetarian rendition of Southern shrimp and grits. First thing you’ll notice is that none of the vegetables mentioned in the menu description are on the plate (carrot garnish doesn't count).
Then you’ll notice that the vegetables are not over the grits. "Big deal," you say. By saying the vegetables are over the grits, you imply that they are cooked to compliment, enhance, and be eaten with the grits. These vegetables were a side. They also had absolutely no seasoning. Steamed, unseasoned cauliflower – I don’t think there’s anything blander. This is the first time I can remember not eating food served to me, and I’ll eat anything.
How were the grits? The worst grits I’ve had in recent memory. The grits were lumpy, and if the tomatoes were roasted you fooled me. The tomatoes seemed to be just diced tomatoes thrown into cooked grits and simmered a bit. The parmesan was the only saving grace.
After spying a huge sticky bun on another table, I ordered one since I was still hungry. The cinnamon buns are split and heated on a grill, then smothered in sauce and topped with walnuts and raisins. The server dropped off a handful of butter packets to slather between the roll, but I declined the heart attack. Obviously, no one bothered to taste the nuts, because this lot of walnuts was extremely bitter. Had the nuts not been so bitter, this pastry would have been a winner
My partner ordered an egg and cheese burrito wrapped in a spinach tortilla with a side of home fries. There was nothing exceptional about the burrito. Inside the tortilla were eggs and cheese. He did like the extra crispy home fries, simply because he prefers crispy home fries.
When you have a meal of an atrociously bad entrée, a lackluster breakfast, and a pastry with bitter nuts, you don’t ordinarily go back for seconds, but I had to go back to see if things could get better.
For my second visit, I ordered two Asian-influenced starters from the vegetarian section of the menu, not knowing how large they would be – a soup and a soba noodles dish.
I was hoping the soup would arrive first, as that is the norm, but the Japanese soba noodles tossed in peanut sauce and served with bell peppers and mixed greens arrived first. The noodles had an uneven distribution of tangy peanut sauce – gloppy on the bottom, dry on the top. This is minor nitpicking, but, again, the menu description was not accurate. The mixed greens on the menu turned out to be a monoculture of spinach. And I can think of a few garnishes – scallions, cilantro, and cucumbers – that could better compliment and bring more flavor to peanut noodles than roasted peppers. The noodles were much better than the grits, thankfully, but they were no better than soba noodles found in the grab-and-go section of a grocer.
The Asian Dumpling Soup with three vegetable dumplings served in Thai ginger broth arrived last, and I’d be kind if I said the soup was lukewarm. The dumplings are filled mostly with cabbage, and are innocuous in flavor. The broth, on the other hand, packs a wallop of flavor with intense sweetness and spiciness. My lips were pleasantly burning. My only complaint with the soup, other than temperature, was the three sticks of raw red pepper floating in the soup. They look gorgeous, but I was forced to use a knife and fork to cut them into bite-sized pieces (the dumplings can be easily cut with the side of the soup spoon). Don’t make me cut my soup!
After two trips, I’m not impressed with Lucky’s – other than the fact that they have many vegetarian, non-traditional diner options to choose from, which I truly do appreciate that they cared enough to offer. Maybe they should scale the menu back, though, and make a few excellent dishes instead of many mediocre dishes.
Lucky’s Coffee Shop and Restaurant
4003 Concord Pike,
302-477-0240
Open daily,

11 comments:
There is nothing worse to ruin your day than bitter nuts! Blech!
Just discovered your blog - so sorry about the experience you had! I commend you for going back twice.
Keep up the great blogging - I'll be back!
Krista - I hear ya!
Sonya - Thanks for dropping by.
bluh. thanks for the review (and the warning)! so many (non veg) friends suggested lucky's and i was kind of curious. not so much now!
Kati - I wasn't too impressed, but everything is worth a try once, right? I obviously didn't hit the entire veggie menu.
I'm quite surprised. I dug up your blog in search of the amazing and addicting coffee they use, and was, indeed surprised at your disappointment. Every trip I take I'm even more pleased and stuffed than the previous visit.
I usually stick with the common breakfast fare, though.
I'm sorry you had a bad time, and yeah, I'm glad you tried twice. However, I think that as a joint for some breakfast anytime, this is better than any greasy, flattened platters of the Newark Spots...
Totally agree with your bathroom arm murmur. WHO PUTS THAT IN FULL VIEW ON A BATHROOM ENTRANCE?!?!
Taylor,
Your review is much more fair and balanced than I would have been. I went there only once since they changed from the Ranch House (having had a couple of awful visits there several years ago), and we had such an epic bad time that even having the meal comped (which they did) still left me feeling I'd paid too much.
Love the site!
Regards,
Kelly
THEY CHANGED THE COFFEE AT LUCKY'S.... Why would a diner change coffee... it went from having the diner with the best coffee in the area to just another diner.
It's just a damn coffee shop, not a zagat four star....ate there this morn and liked it fine, no surprises really. Wishing for real scratch pancakes with maple syrup? You'll have to go sonewhere else, but if you're used to bisquick and sticky corn syrup based goo then this is the place for you. Loved the home fires, were fresh and hot, and had the salmon-dill omelet, which was good and if ya think about a stretch for a place of this level of wayback fare. Didn't see a skimpy plate come out and the wait staff was right on top of things in all ways. Of course your mileage may vary.
I go to a diner to get diner food. I find if I go to any diner and order food outside the "breakfast/simple dish" description I end up dissapointed.
Their blueberry pancakes are the size of plates. The scrapple is the best I have had at a diner...ever. The bacon is crispy and the home fries are good. I stick with the basics.
I end up at Lucky's sometimes when traversing the wasteland that is 202 in Wilmington, and when I stick with my 'regular', I'm always pretty happy. The first time I went I was excited to see the veggie section and ordered some kind of veggie bowl, which was just as awful as the one you described. They screwed up my partner's meal so badly that it didn't arrive until the rest of us were on dessert (and oh what a dessert it was -- more on that later). Comically screwed up service -- and we received comped meals and coupons for free entrees if we dared to come back.
We did. And I'm glad we did. We decided to try simple breakfast fare, and were super pleased. Seemed like the service kinks were worked out, too. On to trip #3, which is where I landed on my 'regular' -- a patty melt made with their veggie burger, which appears to be a homemade burger. Great consistency, stands up to the rest of the sandwich, and their fries are pretty yummy to boot.
Oh yeah, the dessert. You have every right never to return given your previous experience, but it would make my heart happy if you did just to try the banana cream pie. *drool* I love it so much I made my partner order me an entire pie for my birthday last year. I think they use 'Nilla wafers in the crust, which is at least part of their secret. Srsly. I would marry it and have its babies if that were possible in this world or any other.
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