Gobsmacked at how pillowy soft the gnocchi are at Mr. Joe's.
At about this time each year I do a blogiversary post where I recap my favorite restaurants, as well as favorite dishes, recipes, and various other highlights of the year. I'm not going to do that this year, because 1) I barely wrote any posts last year, and 2) I have a baby now, and who has time for that shit!
I used to wonder who the people were that were so lazy or bereft of time that they bought pre-cut fruit from the grocery store. Now I know. People with children! Who has time to cut fruit? Slice cheese? Eat a hot meal? Cook? Brush your teeth twice a day? Shower more than two or three times a week? Not me!
I have not cooked a single meal - not one! - since my daughter was born back in September. I've diced a couple of onions while my partner was cooking, but that is it.